like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep
I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.
is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk
I am so fucking glad that they didn’t force these two into a romantic relationship.
it’s even better when you remember, that every second they are not dying, she keeps trying to hook him up with any girl, she’s his wingwoman