sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

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alt-j:

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

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fuckies:

I appreciate fine art and fine boys.

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batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

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wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

image

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donpardosaymyname:

lostiel:

#HOT DAD JOKES

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colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

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just-for-shit-and-giggles:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

I am so fucking glad that they didn’t force these two into a romantic relationship.

BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS.

it’s even better when you remember, that every second they are not dying, she keeps trying to hook him up with any girl, she’s his wingwoman

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